C:There's black bean on your teeth.
M:You've got snot on your knee.
“There is a natural sound that wild things make when they’re bound.”
“Watching my body heal is like watching wolverine’s body heal, in really slow-motion.”
“I am so awesome in 2010.”
“1 in 4 cowboys was a black guy. Think about that Chuck Norris, think about that.”
Body check.
CLEAN SLATE
Hello, Big Ten.
“Your bad decisions are spoken for.”
“That’s how I roll.
…like an aging model.”
“We had the whippets in the bag, but we didn’t even need ‘em for such a nice time.”
Two eggs. Three yolks. Anything is possible at Christmas.
FUCK (old school graffiti)
C dodges her first snowball fight.
Bridge and Tunnel
Homemade gnocchi!