C:You muuuuuuuuuust be shrooming.
M:I like the things you say.
C:I just read your weirdo shroom blog.
M:I figured. Weirdo Shroom Blog. Good band name.
C:Probably taken.
M:Probably.

Rogue wave.

I dreamt last night that a wave, two miles high, rose up from the Atlantic and submerged America. As it passed all that was left above water was California. I stayed dry because I can fly. I figured that trick out in a dream I had years ago. My friend who I’d grabbed by the shirt collar just in time, turned to to me…

"How does that make you feel? ….seeing your country like that."

"Like what?"

"Wet."

There were shiny things glinting at me from the slick pile of rubble that remained. I picked up a pair of opera spectacles and thought, “I might need these.”

Rain Box

From the age of 12 - 18 my bedroom was the upstairs loft of a barn (stop picturing Little House on the Prarie, the space had been converted into a living environment before we moved in).

It’s roof was made of tin.

One of my favorite things to do was lie in bed and listen to the rain cascading off the roof like a never-ending avalanche of grain from a silo.

Top ten sounds of my adolescence.